Cahootz

 

Cahoots, they’re all in Cahootz.

I’m surrounded by Assholes that are fucking me,

Cahootz, they must be in Cahootz.

Working in tandem to fuck me.

 

Passive Aggression,

from communist minds.

Privately schooled,

Universitized.

They prop each-other up,

to know more than they should.

And if you prove else-wise,

You’re no goddamn good.

 

So watch out what you may say.

Their skin’s tough as Paper mache.

Watch out for manifestos and smoke.

You’ll wind up a walking punch-line

for petty inside jokes.

Oh, Cahoots, they’re all in Cahootz.

I’m surrounded by Assholes that are fucking me,

Cahootz, they must be in Cahootz,

They be working in tandem to fuck me.

 

Fashionably mis-dressed,

And hipper than you.

Question your taste, appearance,

anything you might do.

Laud you to your face.

They’re always down to help.

But over time you realize you’re doing their heavy lifting yourself.

And watch out what you may say

Don’t be critical in some off handed way.

Like raptors they wait with toothy grins.

While their friends creep behind you,

back bite and broadside you,

lambast and and they blast you

‘til you’re done the fuck in.

 

Awwww, Cahoots, they’re all in Cahootz.

I’m surrounded by Assholes that are fucking me,

Cahootz, they must be in Cahootz,

They’re working in tandem to fuck me.

 

Watch out what you may think.

Thoughts’ll drive your lonely ass to drink.

Watch out, if you ever choose to leave,

They’ll erase your existence,

re-write your memories,

I’m telling ya Babeee…

 

Cahoots, they’re all in Cahootz.

Surrounded by Assholes that are fucking me.

Cahootz, they must be in Cahootz,

Working in tandem to fuck me.

 

Cahoots, they’re all in Cahootz…

 

Lyrics & Music: Bret L Thompson

 

Vocals: Bret L Thompson

Guitars: Carl Verheyen

Drums: Derek Organ

Electric Bass: Andrew Perusi

Rhy GTR, Wurlitzer, Slide GTR Solo & Outro: Bret L Thompson

Vocals: Bret L Thompson

Recorded at  Village Recorders & Consuelo Studios, Carbon Et Bois

Engineered by Steve (Churchy) Churchyard & Bret L Thompson Philippe Brun

[Bret’s Vocals w/assistance from 11.4% Amsterdam in Paris]

Mixed by Philippe Brun & BLT

Produced by BLT