6.MY FRIEND CAOUETTE

My friend Caouette
Is full of regrets
What’s with Caouette? (Cacaouette)
Little Noe
Has nothing to say
What’s with Noe? (Canoé)
My friend Cao
Beat me K.O.
What’s with Cau? (Cacao)
Little Ramel
Is dodgy as hell
What’s with Ramel? (Caramel)

Mister Hannibal
Makes me dismal
What’s with Hannibal? (Cannibal)
Miss Leçonlon
Says I’m a ho
What’s with Leçonlon? (Caleçon Long)
My friend Caouette
Is full of regrets
What’s with Caouette? (Cacaouette)
Miss Gibi
Calls me a dummy
What’s with Gibi? (Cagibi)

My friend Outchou
Threw stones at me too
What’s with Outchou? (Caoutchouc)
Miss Binet
Clean got away
What’s with Binet? (cabinet)
Little Member
Threw rocks in my hair
What’s with Member? (Camembert)
Miss Lamar
Drove me too damn far
What’s with Lamar? (Calamar)

My friend Caouette
Is full of regrets
What’s with Caouette? (Cacaouette)
Miss Ramba
Has told me ta-ta
What’s with Ramba? (Caramba)
Mister Nasson
Thinks he’s my patron
What’s with Nasson? (Canasson)
Miss Nassucre
Is calling me an asshole
What’s with Nassucre? (Canne à sucre)