9. YOU RASCAL YOU

I’ll be cheery when you’re dead,
You rascal you.
I’ll be cheery when you’re dead,
You rascal you.
Everything comes in it’s proper time and place.
I will find the time to get rid of you.
I’ll be happy to kill you.
Nasty camel.

I opened my arms to you,
You rascal you.
You were always welcome here,
You rascal you.
You put burns in all my carpets.
You were laying in my bed.
And drinking all my port wine,
You nasty camel

Then I introduced my wife to you,
You rascal you.
Then I introduced my wife to you,
You rascal you.
You fed her your smooth lines,
You were kissing her in dark corners,
The minute my back was turned,
You rascal you.

Then you took off with my woman,
You rascal you.
You took off with my woman,
You rascal you.
Took all I had to cook with,
The lace bedding I laid my body on,
The silverware and the curtains.
Nasty camel.

But I’m warming up my pistol,
You rascal you.
But I’m warming up my pistol,
You rascal you.
And when I’ve had you in my sights,
I’ll be laughing all night.
And I won’t take long to kill you.
Old crook.

They’ll toss you in a boneyard,
You rascal you.
And I’ll have a huge party,
You rascal you.
Downing Appertifs of brandy.
High as a kite, partying all night
On the day of your funeral.
You rascal you!